We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, dirt poor or yo no habla Ingles. We extend a special welcome to those who are carrying new-born babies, skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds.
We welcome you if you can sing like George Strait or like our pastor who can’t carry a tune in a bucket. You’re welcome here if you’re “just browsing,” just woke up or just got out of jail. We don’t care if you’re more Catholic than the Pope or haven’t been in church since little Joey’s Baptism.
We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60 but not grown up yet and to teenagers who are growing up too fast. We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians as well as junk-food eaters. We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted.
We welcome you if you’re having problems or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like “organized religion,” we’ve been there too.
If you blew all your offering money gambling this week, you’re welcome here. We offer a special welcome to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell or because grandma is in town and wanted to go to church.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both. We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid or got lost on a scenic Sunday drive and wound up here by mistake. We welcome tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts … and you!
